April 19, 2014

vivisroom:

nicoleforslund:

me when someone tries to explain math

that comment is so accurate it hurts

yieldingsea:

pucksmirror:

no one asked me about kinks so I am punishing u all by talking about them instead c: 

YES, just talk about them. I mean I’m not going to ask yours because. I have. An unfair advantage. Nobody sent me any either. >_> GUYS.

I should just throw a bunch of random stuff in your guy’s ask boxes like “jello” and “granny dentures”.

This FUCKING PHONE NEEDS TO STOP MAKING THINGS PRIVATE

phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

send me kinks and ill reply with B) or B(

(Source: mayordave)

April 18, 2014

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

yieldingsea:

paranoidrainclouds:

I can’t watch Hannibal tonight because I spent my whole extra-long shift reading creepypasta/creepy experiences and now I’m really got myself messed up. I started crying when I saw a deer jump onto the road cuz it it scared the hell out of me. Why do I do this when I know I have ZERO TOLERANCE.

Awww oh no! -pats- Well snuggle up with some blankets or something and feel free to hit me up if you get spooked.

I will do that if I need to. ;n; my dad is still up for now so I’m good but ehhehdjjd in like an hour I’ll be alone.

I can’t watch Hannibal tonight because I spent my whole extra-long shift reading creepypasta/creepy experiences and now I’m really got myself messed up. I started crying when I saw a deer jump onto the road cuz it it scared the hell out of me. Why do I do this when I know I have ZERO TOLERANCE.

regressiontowardtheaverage:

This vending machine and I are one and the same.

regressiontowardtheaverage:

This vending machine and I are one and the same.